Type in the following and choose from the first description found.
Be honest, don't just pick one out to be funny.

1: Type in "[your first name] needs" in the Google search:
i think jayne should ____. jayne needs ______.

2: Type in "[your first name] looks like" in Google search:
Does anyone else think Jane looks like the bride of frankenstein ...

3: Type in "[your first name] hates" in Google search:
Why Jayne hates dating.... WARNING, WARNING, DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER! ANGRY PISSED-OFF FORTY-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD WOMAN ON A RAMPAGE.

4: Type in "[your first name] goes" in Google search:
World of Warcraft - English (NA) Forums -> Jayne Goes to Outland ...

5: Type in "[your first name] loves" in Google search:
Jayne Love is on Facebook

6: Type in "[your first name] eats" in Google search:
ModelMayhem.com - Lisa Jayne Eats Brains - Model - Hamilton, Waikato

7: Type in "[your first name] has" in Google search
Barrister, Boys and Baby!: Clara Jayne Has Landed

8: Type in "[your first name] works" in Google search:
Jayne works as a senior researcher with Professor Nav Kapur and colleagues in Bristol and Oxford, on a multi-centre programme of clinical and public health

9: Type in"[your first name] lives" in Google search:
Jayne lives in a house amid the branches of a magically grown walnut tree at the top of Mt. Wanda in Martinez, California

10: Type in "[your first name] died" in Google search
Mahmoud Soliman has spoken of his anguish after his wife Jayne died before giving birth to a healthy baby.